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Calling someone a bear ( ayı) is a good way to let them know that they're a big, dumb ogre. Dalyarak — Lit. "branch dick." It's nice to know that variations of "pencil dick" exist in other languages. Ecdanını sikiyim — "Fuck your ancestors." Save this one for when you're really looking for a fight.


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here are three jokes..try and work them out yourself first..theyre not hard two mild one slightly x rated :) iki sevgili bir ağacın gölgesinde.


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If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet. What is a turkey's favorite dessert? Peach gobbler! Why did the farmer report the turkey to the police? He sensed fowl play. Why do turkeys gobble? Because they never learned table manners. What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble!


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The Ottoman Empire. What's the difference between a Syrian chapel and a Turkish terrorist camp? America will let in people from the terrorist camp. Turkish gallows humor A prisoner goes to the prison library, and asks for a specific book. The guard tells him, "we don't have that book. but we do have the author."


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A convo I had with my dad recently. - My dad: Haftasonu atla gel yanımıza. (Means "Come visit us this weekend" but can also mean "Come visit us this weekend via horse") - Me: O kadar yolu gitmeye değmez. ("It's not worth traveling that much.") - My dad: Uçakla gel o zaman.


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Turkish joke with translation: 1. Henry 2604 posts 16 Jun 2009 Tue 09:31 am: Firstly, a warning that if you´re easily offended by slightly rude jokes, then read no further. (This joke was copied and modified from another web-site) I have done some colouring to hopefully assist learning.


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I am over 18 A NSFW joke I tried to translate from Turkish A group of bandits raided a village. They said to the women of the village; "To save the life of your family, you have to identify your husband by sucking his dick."


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What are some cringe jokes in Turkish? Where to find it? : r/Turkey r/Turkey • 4 yr. ago miyaav What are some cringe jokes in Turkish? Where to find it? In English it is like: Why did the bicycle fall? Because it was two tired. I have been speaking ok Turkish but never really looked for things like this.


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Nam-ı Kemal jokes ( Turkish: Nâm-ı Kemâl fıkraları) are a variety of dirty jokes in Turkish folk literature that originated during the Ottoman era. In the archaic Ottoman Turkish language, the phrase nam-ı Kemal means " [a man] named Kemal", i.e. a generic and unconventionally humorous everyman. However, due to the phrase's vocal.


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Funny Turkish Phrases You Need To Know 1. Şeytan tüyü Meaning: The devil's feather This phrase is used to describe someone who is charming and can become close with everyone. 2. Nazar Değmesin Meaning: May you not be touched by the evil eye


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Totally becomes "totes" and adorable "adorbs." One example of the same type of thing in Turkish is the word efso which is short for efsane meaning legend. Efso geliyor! (Here comes a legend.) This might be used among friends as they joke around about each other being legendary. #3 Inek. In Turkish the word inek means cow. For some.


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Joke. Question: İstanbulluların en sevdiği balık nedir? Answer: Kala. Kalabalık. Translation. Q: What is the favorite fish of people from Istanbul? A: Crowded (Really doesn't translate well 😂😂😂) Explanation. The Turkish word for fish is balık. The Turkish word for crowded, Kalabalık, has the word balık in it.